im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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