Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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