..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He kissed a someone with a penis
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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