i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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