As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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