Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I currently don't understand fingers.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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