he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Randomize
