i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just had sex on a roof
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
