1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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