Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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