Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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