I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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