it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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