i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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