Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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