Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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