and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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