Moan for me like Helen Keller
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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