so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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