Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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