That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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