Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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