Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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