Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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