Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
