Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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