i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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