I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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