these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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