There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just gift wrapped bread.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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