It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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