doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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