Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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