The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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