I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
