For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
