Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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