I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm at about main and main street
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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