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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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