I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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