Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
now i know why i became what i already was.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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