Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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