ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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