real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
