There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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