I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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