I love black thongs
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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