i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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