and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Of course I have a pirate flag
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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