I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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