I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
