She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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