i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
