it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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