i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
